It’s Friday, so you know it’s going down. Shout out to the various ladies that showed love for the Beyonce blog entry yesterday. I try to keep y’all in mind. With that said, I’d like to introduce the five R&B females who will combine forces to create the NSS Twerk Team (seriously, if you don’t know what a Twerk Team is, click on that link, you HAVE to know about them). Twerk Teams are more powerful than Oprah, almost. Here’s mine (in no particular order):
5. Beyonce
I’ve seen her naked booty, ’nuff said.
Yup, that'll do.
4. Ciara
She doesn’t have a lot of booty, which is typically a critical asset to have on a Twerk Team. I’ve seen that Ride video, though…WOW. Also, she was in the Oh video with Ludacris, she hopped on top of the car and started gyrating on it. Luda brings the stripper out of that girl. He’ll have to be my choreographer.
Cheeky.
3. Keri Hilson
She did some things in that Energy video. She doesn’t have a lot of booty either, but NSS can work with what she’s carrying in her trunk.
She's turning me on.
2. Mya
(Homer Simpson voice) Mmmmmmmmmm, Myyyaa. You can see the desire to Twerk in Mya’s eyes. With her twerking a**.
Yes, please.
1. Erykah Badu
Shocked? Shouldn’t be, not after the Window Seat video. Badu got BACK! If I had happened to be in Dallas while she was making that video, I would’ve said “It looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of yo’ dress” as she walked by.
I could sit my cognac glass on that.
…That’s a fine Twerk Team if I do say so myself.
If you’re a Facebook fan you’ve had the chance to see the Nosoysauce.com freestyle. The dude who is rhyming is an old college teammate of mine. He always said I’d be his bodyguard when he gets put on. So y’all need to peep the video and make him famous so I can get up out my momma’s crib, then get my momma a crib. Check my mans ‘n them out right here:
Quick shout out to the NU Football community. NU football was officially laid to rest this week after it was deleted from the Gonu.com’s “Men’s Sports” list. Parsons field, where the Huskies once ran, is now considered the home of the NU Women’s and Men’s soccer teams.
Shout out to Aileen T. She got a WHOSAIDIT?! a couple of days ago and I didn’t give her a shout out. She also correctly responded to the Cam’ron WHOSAIDIT?! It’s like her 4th win or something. There’ll be a new WHOSAIDIT?! leader board up soon. Shout out to Ashleigh T. who got one of yesterday’s WHOSAIDIT?! No one got yesterday’s early edition WHOSAIDIT?! which was Sheik Looch from the Lox on DMX’s Blackout. Shame on my Jersey folks!
Thank you to all the readers this week. You guys and gals make it easy for me to promote this site because it grows more and more each week. So, shout out to NSS Nation.
